imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
my hands are really weighing me down maybe you should hold them for a while
I’m so using this
reason why 2013 was so shitty: uneven number
reason why 2014 is going to be better: even number
reason why 2015 is going to be the best: nice neat multiple of 5
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
every blogger from florida is an alligator w/ a computer. do not trust them.
um no they’re oranges, you must be new here